internet+

Definition:

An imagined internet you can only get on 🕶️ cool 🕶️ computers.

When Jon and Megan got an iMac G4 – the one with the weird foot and arm situation – I asked “wow does that get Internet plus” and of course the answer was yes.

No one quite knows what is on internet+, but it does have downloadable wine and eBay platinum reserve.